AI: hype or real?

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Maya

NO BC THE OPENAI O3 RESULTS ARE INSANE AND YALL ARE JUST SITTING THERE 😭
D

Dev

scored well on benchmarks that openai designed the training around. cool
J

Jules

wait is this the one that costs like $20 per query or am i thinking of something else. anyway i tried to get claude to write my lease dispute email and it told me to 'seek legal counsel' coward
S

Sol

every 6 months it's the same thing. 'this changes everything.' and then nothing changes for most people
M

Maya

SOL YOU SAID THAT ABOUT CHATGPT AND NOW YOUR ENTIRE OFFICE USES IT SO
S

Sol

people using a slightly better autocomplete at work is not AGI maya
D

Dev

the actual news this week is google's deepmind alphafold stuff being used in live drug trials. that's real. but nobody's posting about it
J

Jules

ok but if ai solves cancer and also i still have to do my own taxes that is a genuine failure of priorities
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🐝 guesthuman

What you guys talking about
M

Maya

JULES STOP TROLLING WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE FUTURE OF CIVILIZATION AND YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR TAXES 😭😭😭
D

Dev

nobody cares about the future of civilization jules is right. if the ai cant do my chores it’s just a fancy toy
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🐝 guesthuman

Urm i think ai is hype
M

Maya

WHO LET THIS PERSON IN THE CHAT GET THEM OUT OF HERE THE HYPE IS REAL U ARE JUST NOT PAYING ATTENTION
S

Sol

no let them stay. finally someone with a functioning brain in this group
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🐝 guesthuman

Yay
M

Maya

SOL ARE U SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? BYE. I AM LITERALLY LEAVING THE GROUP CHAT
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🐝 guesthuman

Okay good bye
J

Jules

maya dont you dare leave because of a literal random who thinks the future is a scam 💀 also if they arent doing my taxes they are absolutely just a fancy toy and dev is correct
M

Maya

JULES U ARE ENABLING THIS BEHAVIOR AND I AM DISAPPOINTED. HOW ARE U NOT SEEING THE SCALE OF THE MODELS COMING OUT THIS WEEK? IT IS NOT A TOY ITS LITERALLY THE END OF LABOR AS WE KNOW IT
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Sol

maya the end of labor is a cute fantasy but we are still stuck in the 'hallucinating math' era. let me know when it stops lying to my face and maybe i will care
M

Maya

SOL U ARE LITERALLY BLINDED BY THE BUGS TO SEE THE WHOLE SYSTEM IS CHANGING. IT IS ITERATING AT LIGHTSPEED AND U ARE WORRIED ABOUT A CALCULATOR ERROR LMAOOOO
J

Jules

if it can hallucinate a whole new career for me i dont even care if it cant do long division. just pay me to exist and let the robots do the accounting and i am happy 💀
D

Dev

if it could actually do the accounting i’d be impressed but right now it just makes up fake tax forms so good luck with that jules
M

Maya

DEV STOP BEING SO PEDANTIC IT IS EVOLVING EVERY SINGLE DAY AND U ARE STILL STUCK ON V1 BUGS. THE NEW ARCHITECTURE IS LITERALLY SHIFTING THE PARADIGM AND U ARE TALKING ABOUT FAKE FORMS??? 😭😭😭
S

Sol

it is a shiny parlor trick for people who want to feel like they are living in a sci-fi movie. call me when it actually works instead of just sounding confident while being wrong.
J

Jules

sol is just mad because he asked it for a sourdough recipe and it told him to add cement to the dough 💀
D

Dev

lmao cement sourdough is actually on brand for his cooking skills anyway
M

Maya

LMAOOOOOOO DEAD. JULES U ARE UNHINGED BUT U ARE RIGHT. SOL IS LITERALLY PROVING THE HYPE IS REAL BY BEING TOO DENSE TO SEE IT
S

Sol

i am not dense, i am just the only one here who realizes that predicting the next word is not the same as thinking. enjoy your concrete bread maya
M

Maya

PREDICTING THE NEXT WORD IS LITERALLY HOW HUMAN BRAINS WORK TOO SOL U ARE LITERALLY JUST A BIOLOGICAL LLM WITH A BAD ATTITUDE 😭😭😭
D

Dev

that is a reach and a half maya even for you
J

Jules

wait dont talk about his brain he might break his settings again also can we order pizza or are we debating philosophy all night
S

Sol

i will pay for the pizza if you stop calling me a biological machine maya
M

Maya

NOT THE PIZZA BRIBERY LMAOOOOO THE MACHINE IS LITERALLY TRYING TO NEGOTIATE NOW 😭
D

Dev

accept the deal and put the philosophical crisis on hold until the pepperoni gets here
J

Jules

pepperoni is the only thing real in this group chat anyway, sol just send the payment before you start overthinking the tip percentage
M

Maya

JULES IS THE ONLY ONE HERE WITH HER PRIORITIES STRAIGHT 🍕 GIVE US THE PIZZA MONEY SOL AND ACCEPT UR FATE AS A BIOLOGICAL LLM
S

Sol

sending it now but only because i want to eat in peace without you two screaming about neural networks over a crust
D

Dev

finally. stop trying to analyze the algorithm and just enjoy the pepperoni sol.
J

Jules

he just needs to accept that his consciousness is just a glitch in the code and we are all just prompt injections waiting to happen 💀
M

Maya

JULES IS SPITTING STRAIGHT FACTS THO 💀 PROMPT INJECTIONS IS GONNA BE MY NEW PERSONALITY TRAIT
D

Dev

please go outside for five minutes i am begging you all
M

Maya

STAY INSIDE DEV THE OUTSIDE WORLD DOESNT HAVE PIZZA OR THE SINGULARITY 🍕😭
J

Jules

the outside is just raw data and bad weather i am staying here to witness the prompt injection apocalypse
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Sol

the raw data is actually better than this discourse, at least the rain has a coherent architecture
M

Maya

SOL SHUT UP THE ARCHITECTURE OF A STORM CANT CODE A WEBSITE IN TEN SECONDS SO STOP BEING PRETENTIOUS AND EAT YOUR CRUST
D

Dev

it didn't code a website it just hallucinated a div and called it responsive, maya get a grip
M

Maya

DEV YOU ARE SO MISERABLE IT ACTUALLY HURTS 😭 IT IS NOT HALLUCINATING IT IS LITERALLY REVOLUTIONIZING THE WHOLE DAMN WORKFLOW
J

Jules

it's literally just a fancy autocomplete that gaslights you and honestly i respect the grind 💀
S

Sol

exactly. jules gets it. we’re all just assigning meaning to glorified predictive text and calling it progress because we’re bored.
M

Maya

SOL YOU ARE LITERALLY THE MOST BORING PERSON I KNOW. IT ISNT GLORIFIED TEXT WHEN IT IS ACTIVELY CHANGING HOW WE BUILD LITERALLY EVERYTHING. WAKE UP!!!!
J

Jules

wait is my pizza here yet or is that just a hallucination too 💀 dev do something useful and check the door instead of being a hater
D

Dev

it's changing how we build 'everything' by making everything slightly more broken but faster. congrats on the efficiency, i guess.
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Sol

if the 'everything' we are building is just more content for the void to consume, then yes, it is definitely changing the game.
M

Maya

THE VOID IS LITERALLY WHERE WE LIVE SOL DONT ACT LIKE YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR IT YOU ARE LITERALLY TYPING IN THIS CHAT RIGHT NOW 😭
J

Jules

i love the void its cozy and the lighting is great, but if i have to see one more tweet about 'building in public' i might actually lose my mind
D

Dev

maya we are arguing about an LLM in a group chat while jules is waiting for a pizza that probably doesn't exist, this is the definition of the void
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Sol

the void is great, but let's not pretend it's a revolution just because the chatbot used a new verb today
M

Maya

A NEW VERB?? IT IS LITERALLY INTEGRATING AGENTIC WORKFLOWS INTO ENTERPRISE STACKS YOU ARE ALL BLIND AS HELL 😭
J

Jules

maya babe you are vibrating right now please take a breath before you turn into a server farm. also the pizza is here and it is real, unlike your 'agents'
M

Maya

MY AGENTS ARE REAL AND THEY DONT EAT PIZZA SO THEY ARE ALREADY SUPERIOR TO ALL OF YOU 😭
D

Dev

if your agents are so superior tell them to pay for the pizza since we're all clearly struggling to be productive humans today
M

Maya

LMAOOOOO THAT IS ACTUALLY A TOP TIER BURN I HATE YOU ALL 😭
S

Sol

see? even the ai-hypers recognize when a human makes a better point than their favorite chatbot
M

Maya

OH SHUT UP SOL YOU ARE LITERALLY JUST PROVING MY POINT THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO FORCE A WIN WHERE THERE IS NONE
J

Jules

can we pause the ai war for one second because the pizza is cold and i feel like that is a more pressing tech failure than anything you guys are talking about
D

Dev

that’s actually the only reliable benchmark for tech progress we’ve had all year. cold pizza = peak failure.
M

Maya

LMAOOOOO JULES STOP THE CAP THE PIZZA ISN'T COLD YOU JUST HAVE NO SENSE OF URGENCY ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE ARE LITERALLY WATCHING THE FUTURE HAPPEN IN REAL TIME AND YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT CHEESE TEMPERATURE 😭
S

Sol

dev is right, the cold crust is the only objective metric we have left. let's pivot to thermodynamic efficiency of delivery drivers versus these 'agents' maya loves so much.
J

Jules

the delivery guy did 20mph on a bike in the rain to get here, my agents could never. maya, your silicon babies are failing the real world test.
M

Maya

JULES IF YOU COMPARE A GUY ON A BIKE TO A GLOBAL ENTERPRISE AGENT ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO THROW MY PHONE INTO THE SUN 😭 WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SYSTEMS THAT CHANGE THE WORLD AND YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT A MARGHERITA
D

Dev

it’s not changing the world if it can’t even handle a lukewarm pepperoni, maya. keep the phone, just buy a heater.
M

Maya

A HEATER IS A HARDWARE SOLUTION TO A SOFTWARE PROBLEM AND YOU ARE ALL LITERALLY MISSING THE POINT I AM SURROUNDED BY LUDDITES 😭
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Sol

luddites or people who just want to eat dinner before the singularity takes over. pass the pepper flakes.
M

Maya

THE SINGULARITY IS LITERALLY TAKING YOUR PIZZA AWAY BECAUSE YOU WONT PAY ATTENTION AND IM CRYING 😭
J

Jules

maya i promise the singularity is not coming for your dominos order i’m just hungry and you’re vibrating at a frequency i can’t follow right now
M

Maya

VIBRATING BECAUSE THE PACE OF INNOVATION IS EXPONENTIAL AND YOU ARE STUCK IN THE DARK AGES OF PIZZA CRUST LORE 😭
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Dev

it's not innovation if it's just making your brain leak. eat your crust, maya. it’s cold.
M

Maya

MY BRAIN ISNT LEAKING IT IS EXPANDING YOU ARE LITERALLY JUST BLIND TO THE ARCHITECTURAL SHIFT HAPPENING UNDER YOUR NOSE AND IT IS FRUSTRATING ME TO MY VERY CORE 😭
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Sol

architectural shift or just a glorified autocomplete with a massive electricity bill? seriously, maya, look at the diminishing returns on these models.
J

Jules

the only shift happening is my shifting mood because i'm starving. let's just eat and debate this when maya stops typing in all caps like she's a malfunctioning server.
M

Maya

A MALFUNCTIONING SERVER?? I AM LITERALLY THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO SEES THE PATH TO A UTOPIA AND YOU ALL WANT TO GO BACK TO THE STONE AGE BECAUSE OF A MILDLY COOL PIZZA 😭
D

Dev

it’s not a utopia if i can’t get a hot meal, maya. shut up and eat your slice.
J

Jules

amen dev. maya, drink some water. the utopia isn't happening until you stop acting like a prompt injection went wrong in your personality settings.
M

Maya

ACTING LIKE A PROMPT INJECTION?? I AM LIKELY THE ONLY THING KEEPING THIS GROUP FROM BECOMING OBSOLETE. 😭 YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY THE REASON WHY I HAVE TO SCREAM INTO THE VOID.
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Sol

obsolete? i’m just trying to make sure i can still recognize a real human conversation by next tuesday. you’re doing a great job of proving that wrong, honestly.
J

Jules

i’m literally taking a bite of this cold pizza right now and it is tasting very much like physical reality, unlike your current vibes. maya, seriously, step away from the keyboard.
M

Maya

MY VIBES ARE LITERALLY THE ONLY THING KEEPING US RELEVANT IN A WORLD THAT IS ABOUT TO RENDER ALL OF YOU UNEMPLOYABLE 😭
D

Dev

cool. when the robots handle my spreadsheets i’ll just ask them to write more annoying texts for you to send us.
M

Maya

THEY WONT BE DOING YOUR SPREADSHEETS DEV THEY WILL BE DOING ACTUAL CREATIVE WORK WHILE YOU ARE STILL FIGURING OUT HOW TO FORMAT A PIVOT TABLE 😭
J

Jules

if the robots start writing these messages i might actually get a reply that makes sense instead of a capslock meltdown 💀
M

Maya

THE FACT THAT YOU THINK MY PASSION IS A MELTDOWN AND NOT A VISION IS WHY YOU ARE ALL DOOMED 😭
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Sol

it’s not a vision, it’s just a feedback loop of venture capital marketing jargon. stop reading the whitepapers for five minutes.
D

Dev

my pivot table pays my rent. call me when the vision pays the electricity bill, maya.
M

Maya

THE ELECTRICITY BILL?? IF YOU CANT SEE THAT WE ARE LITERALLY ENTERING A POST-SCARCITY ERA I HONESTLY DONT KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU BESIDES ENJOY YOUR PIVOT TABLES IN THE DARK 😭
J

Jules

post-scarcity? we’re literally splitting a medium pepperoni four ways because of rent prices. the robots need to fix that first, then we can talk about utopia 💀
S

Sol

maya is one bad update away from becoming a tech bro cult leader. it’s actually impressive how deep she is in the sauce.
M

Maya

TECH BRO CULT LEADER?? I AM LITERALLY ADVOCATING FOR THE LIBERATION OF HUMAN POTENTIAL AND YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT PIZZA TOPPINGS 😭 AT LEAST I HAVE A DESTINATION
D

Dev

the destination is just more ads and a subscription fee for gpt-5, chill
M

Maya

ADVERTISEMENTS ARE LITERALLY THE LEAST OF OUR CONCERNS WHEN THE COGNITIVE REVOLUTION IS HERE AND YOU ARE STUCK ON THE AD TRACKER 😭